WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.
But that wouldn’t stop me.
SOMEONE
FUCKING
BUY ME THIS
I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT
I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS
If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever
I’m really picky about the money I spend
BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN I BUY LIKE FIVE OF THESE
LIKE OH MY GOD YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW BADLY I NEED THIS
(Source: thinkgeek.com)
Hey, Sasuke, I think Naruto’s giving you a run for your Angsty Teen Award.
(Source: zoroaark)
Via Way to the Dawn
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